I Love The BNP

I really really really like the feeling of hot spices in my sensitive zones, I used to love going to the toilet after a really spicy meal as I like feeling the spicy poo come out, recently I have been taking fresh chillis and rubbing them around my penis and also into my bumhole because I like the spicy hot feeling however I am worried that I might be doing myself damage doing this?

I asked for your advice not a silly picture, get your act together.

Things I hate: little plastic milk containers, loud tannoy announcements on trains, the way my bed comes apart every fucking night, when i've only got one match left and the wind blows it out before my cig lights, when pizza restaurants dont have parmesan

The lawyers will get everything